I regretfully inform you that, in the very near future, the time in which you’ve enjoyed your multiple cups of coffee each day is coming to an end. I don’t want to do this to you, but if appears as if said referenced coffee is giving the brain some pain. It’s having daily headaches and the occasional excruciating migraine.
We all know that the reason we consume the coffee is because of you and you will be the most effected. It saddens me to think of the dark roast, smooth creamer and raw sugar that you’ll miss. I know it’s that treat when things are stressful and your current drink of choice since the brain along with just about every other part of the body has also banned the use of alcoholic beverages.
This is an unfair world that we live in, but since we all live and work together we’ll have to do this one thing to make everything work properly. It is my hope that coffee will be introduced again. In fact, I’m in the process of convincing the brain to search out an organic, dark decaffeinated coffee – there has to be one out there somewhere, right?
Don’t let this discourage you. You’ll get one final cup to savor and there is dark chocolate in your near future… we all know how much you enjoy that.
With deepest regrets and love,
The Powers that Be