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Wednesday, March 18, 2009

Oh so random...

Having fibromyalgia really sucks... sometimes some days are worse than others.
If I have to tell my children "no," "stop" or "be quiet" one more time I'm sure the men in white suits will come pick me up after my neighbors hear the screams.
Is there a minimum number of toys children can have? If I throw all of them away except one do you think that's considered neglect? LOL.
The knot on the head of a child does not ensure they "won't do it again."
All of my teenager's chores are miraculously complete when she wants to go out.
I wish bedtime was 6 o'clock instead of 8... Would it be wrong to cover all of my windows with blackout curtains and tell them it's bedtime right after school?
Am I the only mom who hates bedtime routines?
I guess a cup of coffee is not a meal.
I actually saw a help wanted ad for escorts, but unfortunately they only wanted women up to the age of 34. ROF!

Yes, my brain is normally all over the place like this.

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  1. I hate bedtime routines too. I think at times one toy is too many for my kid when he's having bad days.

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  2. I hate day light saving! it doesn't get dark to 9pm and so my kids just wont go to bed. Most nights they dont fall asleep until 10pm even though they are in be at 8:30pm as soon as I get home from work. Then they are tired and grumpy in the morning.

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  3. I usually make the Tour Manager handle bedtime. Partly that's because he gets so little time with the kids during the day and partly because by the time bedtime rolls around, I'm ready to sack out on the couch with a good book for awhile!

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  4. My bedtime routine, on most nights, is "Kids, get in the bed!" *lol* Especially if it is Thursday when Grey'a Anatomy is on. :) I do go in a little later and say goodnight and give them a hug:) I agree with Susan, I am about to fall out tired by then. 6pm would be great.

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  5. "Yes, my brain is normally all over the place like this."

    I recall this. :)

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