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Tuesday, November 20, 2007

If only I could...


Do you watch Heroes? It is one of my favorite shows. I'm always trying to decide which power I think I would like to have. At first I wanted to travel through time. Then I thought it would be great to be able to regenerate. It crossed my mind that being able to throw electricity at folks may come in handy, but I think I've made my final decision.

I want to be able to read minds and use mind control.

Right now it's 1:13 a.m. and about 15 minutes ago I laid the baby down (I'm not going to mention that 15 minutes before that I was yelling at the 4 year old for waking up the 2 year old with his crying. And, no he never said what was wrong!) and thought I'd be able to get a couple paid posts in and some link referrals to boost my traffic. You know, standard active blogger stuff. Well, guess who woke up crying? Loudly! So, now I sit here trying to balance the baby and do the paid posts. I'm now trying to decide if I want to struggle through a 300-word post or lay down with her and cut my losses. AARGH!

Do you see where this is going?

If I had mind controlling abilities I could simply focus on the baby's thoughts and say, "You are sleepy and content. You will go to sleep right now and not wake up until 9 a.m."

TICK TOCK TICK TOCK

It didn't work... Baby wins again: Baby 100 Mommy -100
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